Call it jokes
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.