Population Control jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Suicide is population control, republished.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?