Population Control jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Suicide is population control, republished.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.