Dog With No Legs

This is a play on words. The setup asks what you would call a dog with no legs. The punchline is that it doesn't matter because the dog won't come anyway.

• Dog
• Animal
• Sadness
• Legs
• Pet
• Riddles

• What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs.
• What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
• What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
• What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.