Business jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Memes
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.