Business jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.