What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Business Jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
