Business jokes
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Memes
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
But he could only get 1 trade.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?