Ancient egyptian jokes
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 馃榿
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike鈥攖hey both worship Datsun.
Community talk
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that鈥檚 like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery鈥檚 in ancient tombs