Ancient egyptian jokes
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Community talk
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs