Ancient egyptian jokes

Fan

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

Memes

Worship

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

Crime

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Community

The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs