Ancient egyptian jokes

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.