Ancient egyptian jokes
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Community talk
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs