Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is funny because it is dark. You are probably a mouth breather who doesn't get a lot of jokes, but let me spell it out for you. Abortion clinics "abort" babies and Ubereats "delivers" food. Get it? You still don't? I am not surprised.