Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, Las Vegas built this huge Ferris wheel to attract tourists, right? But the joke is that prostitutes are already attracting "tourists" to the city, using "tourists" as a double entendre. It's a pun, get it? And you probably don't even know what a pun is, ya dingus.