Panera Bled

What do you call an injured Panera Bread?

Panera Bled.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun using "bled" instead of "bread" because, you know, if it's injured, it's gonna bleed! I know you wouldn't get it otherwise, you mouth breather.

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