Business

Business jokes

Abortion

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

Wife

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Interview

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

Memes

Waiter

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Soccer

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Hair

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

Orange

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Website

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Letter

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

Information

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.