Business jokes

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?

Never mind, it was needle-ess.

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.

Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.

What store do orphans never go to?

Home Depot 🤣

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

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What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.