Business

Business jokes

Blonde

    • A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

    The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

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    • Guy

    • There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

    So the guy replies,

    OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

    So the guy replies,

    OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

    So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

    Clown

    • Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

    No..... Really?

    Hahaha

    Grasshole.

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    • Dick

    • I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

    Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

    And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

    But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

    Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

    So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

    And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

    I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

    My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

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    • Business memes

    Food

    • What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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    Nightmare

    • Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

    Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

    He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

    Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

    Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

    Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

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    • Cow

    • A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

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