Needle and Thread Shop

Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?

Never mind, it was needle-ess.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you numbskull! It's a play on words, see? "Needle-ess" sounds like "Needless". The joke is saying that the needle and thread shop wasn't important. I bet you still use training wheels!

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