Candlestick jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Woah, nice cock.

If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.