Candlestick jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.