Candlestick jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?