Candlestick jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.