Candlestick jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.