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Why the Long Face

GG Miller
2 years ago
  • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is that horses have long faces. The bartender is making a pun, which is a play on words. You probably don't know what that is because you are dumb.

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    • Horse
    • Bar
    • Animal
    • Bartender
    • Face
    • Business

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