Business jokes
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Memes
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
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What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"