Business jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
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What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)