Business jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.

Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?

A: IHOP.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH on the side.

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.