Candlestick Factory

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who used to work at a candlestick factory but only on the "wickends", get it? Like weekends but with "wick" because of candles. And then they said it was "illuminating" which means like, enlightening, but also 'cause candles give light. You probably didn't know that candles are made of wax and have a wick that you light, huh? Bet your brain is still processing that.