Business jokes

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.