Business jokes
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.