Business jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.