Business jokes

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.