Business jokes

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️