Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
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The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
