Business jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣