It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
