Business jokes
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Memes
Note for employers
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.