Business jokes
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Note for employers
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.