Business jokes
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Memes
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Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.