Business jokes
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
my mom be like
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Pineapple turnover.