Business jokes
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"