Business jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
my mom be like
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!