Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Condom Stock Ownership
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you goof! It's funny because if a prostitute owns stock in a condom company, she'd have inside information on whether or not the stock will go up or down based on how much business she is doing! People who have inside information are not allowed to trade on it and use it for their own personal gain! Get it now, dummy?
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