Breakup Jokes

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

A cake with white frosting, colorful sprinkles, and black writing that says, "Congrats on the divorce." Below the writing is a drawing of Spamton from Deltarune.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.

What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?

"Billie Jean is not my lover!"

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."