Breakup Jokes

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

A cake with white frosting, colorful sprinkles, and black writing that says, "Congrats on the divorce." Below the writing is a drawing of Spamton from Deltarune.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."