Breakup jokes
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
i should say this
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.