MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
