Ableist jokes

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Screw you, ableists!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!