i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
Gwen I want my boy friend back!
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno