My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba
sike thats the wrong number
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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
