Breakup jokes

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.

Babe, it's over.

After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

I meant the movie...

Why did Karen leave me?

Because I was a mushroom.

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?