Breakup Jokes

I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back

What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair

I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room

When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.

My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."

Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister

How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;