My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
