Take Out the Trash

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person was told to "take out the trash" by their mom, but they took it too literally and bombed the school, implying the school was trash. It's funny because it's unexpected and dark. Also you are probably old.

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