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Sally's Whereabouts and Lack of Limbs

Anonymous
12 views · 8 years ago

Why can't Sally swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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  • Explanation

    The joke plays on the idea of someone lacking arms, and the dark humor comes from the follow up about Sally's whereabouts after the bombs drop, implying she has been atomized. It's a very dark turn.

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    • Sally
    • Bomb
    • Darkness
    • Arms
    • Knock knock
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