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Sally's Whereabouts and Lack of Limbs

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • Why can't Sally swing?

    Because she has no arms.

    Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

    Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

    Everywhere.

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    • Sally
    • Bomb
    • Darkness
    • Arms
    • Knock knock
    • Drop

    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the idea of someone lacking arms, and the dark humor comes from the follow up about Sally's whereabouts after the bombs drop, implying she has been atomized. It's a very dark turn.

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