Uno jokes

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

What game is for kids? Uno.

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Bomb goes Uno.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!