A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What game is for kids? Uno
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Bomb goes UnO
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one
older boy: UNO reverse card
