Uno jokes
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What game is for kids? Uno.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Bomb goes Uno.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
uno reverse >:)
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Someone just screamed at the top of his lungs during Spanish class (aka the class I'm in right now) just because he won Uno.
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