A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Bomb goes UnO
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one
older boy: UNO reverse card
