I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
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What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
My life.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Poo.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
