What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!

I hate 9/11 jokes…They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?

I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

Where are you from Tennessee because you’re the only one I see

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?

Allah’s snackbar!!

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

my life

ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)…Hmmm.

Allqhuackbar

I like my women like my family, they’re related

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec

i got a joke

allah ahuabar

Whats 9 divided by 11

Well i know its less than two alright

Poo

If you believe in allah you will go strait to heaven mashallah 😍

so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit

How do yo secks

With penis!

jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? “That’s against th-allah (read like da-lah).”