Allah

Allah Jokes

Backpack

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Ducky

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Pilot

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Law

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

Bomb

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

King

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

Date

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Suicide

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!