Allah jokes

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Allah akbar.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

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My life.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

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My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Poo.

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!