I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Allah Jokes
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
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Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
My life.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Poo.