I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I like my women like my family, they’re related
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
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Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
allah akbar
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
i got a joke
allah ahuabar
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
my life
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
Poo
How do yo secks
With penis!
jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
