I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
I like my women like my family, they’re related
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Poo
my life
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
Where are you from Tennessee because you're the only one I see
How do yo secks
With penis!
jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help
so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit
Allqhuackbar
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
