Allah jokes
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
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What did kings say when they were made king? Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
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My life.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Allah akbar.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍