University

Anonymous

What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!

Crash

GETFRCIEKEKKFA

I hate 9/11 jokes…They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?

Son

Drew

I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

See

Haley BKK

Where are you from Tennessee because you’re the only one I see

Don

Gamerus

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding

Eating

Trumpotus

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?

Allah’s snackbar!!

Name

Squishy

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

Number

eee!

ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)…Hmmm.

Allah

Anonymous

Allqhuackbar

Family

Anonymous

I like my women like my family, they’re related

Chin

Allah

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec

Bomb

dick

i got a joke

allah ahuabar

Divide

Anonymous

Whats 9 divided by 11

Well i know its less than two alright

Heaven

Anonymous

If you believe in allah you will go strait to heaven mashallah 😍

Bartender

Anonymous

so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit

Help

Anonymous

How do yo secks

With penis!

jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help

Cop

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? “That’s against th-allah (read like da-lah).”