A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Goldwater's Bombing
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who was warned that voting for Goldwater would lead to bombing North Viet Nam. He voted for him anyway, and guess what? Bombing! It's funny 'cause it's like, "I was warned, but I did it anyway, and now I'm surprised by the predictable outcome." You probably think a balanced diet consists of a slice of pizza in each hand.