Body jokes
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Anal, haha.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”