People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth brain! This joke is funny because it exaggerates how much someone loves coffee. Like, duh, your body can't *actually* be 100% coffee unless you're some kinda plant. And you, my friend, are definitely no plant. You're probably more like a slightly overripe potato.