People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Coffee Lover
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth brain! This joke is funny because it exaggerates how much someone loves coffee. Like, duh, your body can't *actually* be 100% coffee unless you're some kinda plant. And you, my friend, are definitely no plant. You're probably more like a slightly overripe potato.
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