Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
