Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Memes
Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE
Yβall can actually see them at all, my toe.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Your hairline is so old, itβs more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why couldnβt little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
Not Susie.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
PP in the poo poo.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!π
Me thinking it's a gift from God: π΄οΈπ
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" π€£