Body jokes
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Memes
Trying to pee with boner:
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
PP in the poo poo.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.