Jake grabbed lina's thigh and said "WHy don't we have sex? I rly wanna see your boobs I bet they're hot." "Yeah they are." She took her chlothes of and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRYED AND KISSED HIS SISTERS BUTT SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
