Body jokes

Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

My dick.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Names......

PP in the poo poo.