Body jokes
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
My dick.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.