Body jokes
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Memes
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.