Body jokes
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Swallow cum, not gum.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What is smegma name?