Body jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Memes
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
I suck my dick.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Yo mama so fat...
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!