Body jokes

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Toes for hoes.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."