I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Body Jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
I suck my dick.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
