Body jokes

Wanna see my pp again?

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I suck my dick.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!