Body jokes
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Yo mama so fat...
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.