Body jokes

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I suck my dick.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.

If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.