Body jokes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."