Quadriplegic jokes
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
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What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
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I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.