Quadriplegic jokes

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.