Quadriplegic jokes
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?