Slag jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
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