Slag jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Community talk
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