Slag jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
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