Slag jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
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