What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
They are hairy.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
