Body

Body jokes

Ocean

    • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

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    • Butt

    • Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

    Him: No, have you seen where it is?

    Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

    Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

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    • Body memes

    Man

    • I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

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    • Wig

    • Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

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    • Car

    • A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"

    The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."

    Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"

    The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."

    So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.

    Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"

    The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

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    • Rape

    • Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

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