Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Body Jokes
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
