Body jokes
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I'm stumped.
My pp.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.