Body jokes
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Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I'm stumped.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.