Body jokes
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
My pp.
Lick my BALLS!
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"