Body jokes

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.

A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?

Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

Why is a priest different from acne?

Acne waits to come on your face.