Body jokes
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Memes
I'm stumped.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Lick my BALLS!
My pp.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.