Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
im hertophobic it means im allergic to striaghts
what clown do you call that is allergic to starwberries?
...ollie the clown
sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" 🤣😂
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"
