Jesus' Piercings

  • I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, buddy. You think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me break it down for your teeny-tiny brain. The joke plays on the Christian disapproval of body piercings while also pointing out that Jesus was nailed in four places on the cross. Get it? The piercing part? Duh!

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