Body jokes
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is smegma name?
Memes
Defenity peeing with an erection
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
What flowers are on your face?
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!