Body jokes
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Memes
SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What is smegma name?
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What flowers are on your face?
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.