Body jokes

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It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.