Body jokes

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."

My dick is hard, what's your name?

What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

My penis is tied in a knot.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.

Nie cut G.

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Kasper has a tiny penis.

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.