Body jokes

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."

My dick is hard, what's your name?

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

My penis is tied in a knot.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.

Nie cut G.

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.