15+ Best Tongue Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Battery

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Insult

A man is holding a knife with the blade up to his mouth, as if sharpening his tongue. The text above him says, "My friend sharpening his tongue before insulting me."

Shower

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Rainbow

A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"

Deer

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

Voice

A man looking into the camera with his tongue extended and the text "the voices are so loud" overlaid on top.

Dog

🥰

A close up shot of a Doberman dog with its tongue out, licking a heart-shaped lollipop.

Machine

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

Case

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Bong

The image shows two panels side by side. The left panel illustrates a cross-section of a person's head and neck with yellow arrows indicating airflow through a bong. The right panel shows a person's head and neck with their tongue extended into a bong. The text on the image reads "How to properly hit a bong:".

Time

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Voice

A close-up of a man with his tongue sticking out. The text overlay reads: "the voices are so loud".

Cat

A close-up photo of a cat sticking its tongue out, with the text ':p' above the cat's head.

Cow

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Fact

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Rabbit

A grotesque and distorted depiction of a white rabbit with bulging, bloodshot eyes and a long tongue sticking out from a wide grin. The rabbit is wearing a dark suit and holding up a pocket watch. The watch face prominently displays the numbers 6 and 7 with clock hands pointing at them. The background has a dark, organic, red texture.

Chaos

A chaotic, high-energy digital artwork featuring a man in the foreground screaming with his eyes wide open and a very long tongue hanging out. Behind him, a giant, smiling caricature of OJ Simpson glows with intense energy, firing red laser beams from his eyes. The background is filled with fire, cosmic energy, and lightning.

Jokes

Power

What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

Fun Fact

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Lesbian

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...