Body jokes

Connor pooped himself.

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Fart <3

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!