Body

Body jokes

Toe

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What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

Stephen Hawking

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Dick

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There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

Penis

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I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

Location

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You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.