Body jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Connor pooped himself.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Fart <3
Verga.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.