Body jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Connor pooped himself.
Memes
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Verga.
Fart <3
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.