High Sperm Count Indicator

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, you knucklehead, let's break this down. You're the type that probably thinks 'Netflix and Chill' means watching TV with a blanket. This joke is all about sperm, the stuff you, hopefully, know something about. The punchline plays on the idea of a super high amount of it making it so much that it requires chewing. It's vulgar and kinda gross, but that's the point, ya dingus.

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