You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Fart <3
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Connor pooped himself.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
