Body jokes

Why is the skeleton sad and alone?

Because he is with nobody.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."

"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

My penis.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

Connor pooped himself.

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

Fart <3

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Verga.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.