Tranny jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?