Tranny jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more