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I have a penis

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

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Listen here, genius. The joke is that it isn't funny. The author says he has a penis, presents that as a joke, and then immediately admits it sucks. If the post gets 500 downvotes, he will cut off his penis with a razor. People who post things like this online often suffer from depression, anxiety, or some other type of mental distress, which is clearly the case here.

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no balls you wont

can't cut something that's to small to see.

Bro cut off it right now!

i guess the razor is also microscopic?

GUYS WE NEED TO GET TO 500 DISLIKES

Thats ok i have a p..... as well. only difference is i actually have faith in mine. HAng on

Do it. No balls..... Oh wait you don't have none because of the razor

BOI BETTER GET OUT DA RAZER CUZ DAT CAWK IS COMMING OFF!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA het out the razor my dude.

You won’t no balls literally tho