Body jokes
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Alpha Kenny body?
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.